# 119 Eye Contact, people!

Once, they looked so deeply into each others eyes....
and one thought :











"God, save me!!!"

# 118 The Sun is Still Dawning

A lady with grey hair,
Getting on her wheelchair,
Believes that she still can,
By picking up thrown-away-tin cans.
And even though it is disappointing,
But, the sun in her is still dawning.

Next to an alley's dirty, stinky drain,
Squat a little kid, eating in pain.
Yet, with a hope that is strong and good,
He yearns for a kind hand with food.
You might think, inside, he's drowning,
Wrong, cos the sun in him is still dawning.
If you say you can't help their sun to shine even brighter,
Trust me i'll hit ten times harder.
Cos I bet the tears you shed,
Are much lesser than the ones they had.

# 117 One of those tags again..by gwen

RnR : All 21 people must do unless you don't have a blog.Write the names of 16 friends you can think of in your head.And then answer the questions,Say you're guessing if you don't know,but at least guess on all of them.After doing this, tag your 21 "lucky" friends to do the same.

1. Ivan 2. Ivan 3. Chew 4. Gary 5. Kishor 6. Jaya 7. Yee Lyn 8. Gwen 9. Suba 10. Priya 11. Reena 12. Sherlina 13. Steffi 14. JuYi 15. Beatrice 16. Boon Hoe 17. Cedric 18. Celine 19. Yvonne 20. Jaclyn 21. Florence

dsfds

1. How did you meet 7?

form 1. she's awesome.
2. What would you do if you and 15 had never met?
hmm, can't think of any difference that it'll make. sorry, haha

3. What would you do if 20 and 1 dated?
my best friend and her? haha hmm....who knows? haha
4. Have you seen 17 cried?
Nah, it'll be hauntingly horrifying!
5. Would 4 and 16 make a good couple?
Yea, Boon Hoe's gay. not sure about Gary though. haha
6. Do you think 11 is attractive?
Yep! Reenalicious!
7. What is 2's favourite colour?
haha come to think of it, one of my machas and i still don't know. Knew him since kindergarden. what the heck! guys dont even care about all these lah!
8. When was the last time you talked to 9?
yesterday, at school. she has those scary eyes staring at you. haha
9. What language does 8 speaks?
Gwënïsh, i presume. it always ends with a BIG HAHA. like a full stop, no?
10. Who is 13 going out with?
Jun Yan? not really sure.
11. Would you ever date 17 ?
Does this thing actually work properly?
12. Where do 18 live?
haha. opposite the school's back door.
13. What is the best thing about 4?
he can kill you in any game, literally.
14. What would you like to tell 10 right now ?
you're better than no.9. hahah kidding, those eyes!!!! ahhhhh!
15. What is the best thing about 20?
hmm, she drives a porshe, loves Baskin Robbins and she's from Penang.
16. Have you ever kiss 2?
wuu... working on that. of course NO! you, dungu bell!
17. What is the best memory you have of 5?
he'll say "i say you" when he's about to tell you something, like "i say you, no.1's a jerk" haha
18. When's the next time you're going to see 4?
later in the evening. evening jog. with chew and ivan. it's common.
19. How is 7 different from 6?
hoho! BIG HUGE difference. one's an indian who tries to speak mandarin and the other's a chinese who enjoys life. "Guys let's not be racist here."
20. Is 2 pretty?
Oh yeah! he's in America's Next Top Model's Top 10.
21. What was your 1st impression of 15?
Beatrice? she's nice? brain freeze, sorry.
22. How did you meet 3?
Form 1, we were in the same class. we sat down with carlsberg in our hands and started off with our 1st conversation.
23. Is 5 your best friend?
Yea, you can say that. He's taking over you, no.1! muahahaha
24. Do you hate 12?
umm, i think that's the friend's list up there. why would i put someone i hate up there?
25. Have you seen 18 in the last month?
i see her almost every weekday's morning la, macha. the morning blues.
26. When was the last time you saw 16?
yesterday. i think.
27. Have you been to 5's house?
yea. his house is practically my vacation home. going there this coming holiday.
28. When's the next time you'll see 10?

in school, i guess. (it sounds as though one of us is gonna die)
29. Are you close to 11?
we give each other knuckles and punches when we meet. so i guess, it's a yes.
30. Have you been to the movies with 4?
yea. it was his 1st time on an outing. sad child.
31. Have you gotten in trouble with 8?
nah. but i'll blame it all on her if we do. haha
32. Would you give 19 a hug?
haha yea. the half-way-thru-about-to-reach-kinda-of-hug.
33. When have you lied to 3?
haha. many times. it's a tradition.
34. Is 11 good at socializing?

yep, she'll go all hip hop all over ya if she wants.
35. Do you know a secret about 8?
yea, she speaks Gwënïsh and lives in sewers. not many people know about it though.
36. Describe the relationship between 12 and 18.
couples. it's been 2 years and they havent break. how sweet!
37. What's the best thing about your friendship with 9?
I get to make her mad for a while and write her a birthday poem to brainwash it all out of her.
39. Have you ever had a crush on 12?
Sherlina. No. I'm straight lah. hhahha (im making myself laugh)
40. How long have you known 2?
i think i mentioned this la you &^$@^%^&#&$#!!!! kindergarden.
41. Does 11 have any girlfriend / boyfriend?
Cain Cheese and Marshall Marshmallow. she has 2 bfs just so you know.
42. Have you ever wanted to punch 1 in the face?
oh yea! *crack knuckles* when we both are dead souls. so we wont literally cause pain to one another. haha
43. Has 21 meet your parents?
ahhh, no. what for?
44. How did you meet 11?
form 1. she joined in the carlsberg session too.
45. Did you ever accidentally physically hurt 3?
yea, i broke his heart. haha
46.Do you live close to 7?
define close. cause i think mine's a little too overrated.
47. What is 8's favourite food?
need to bring her out to know. but most probably rats. i mean, isnt that what sewer dwellers eat? hahahahahah
48. What kind of car does 1 have?
the Voltz Wagon 101.

49. Have you traveled anywhere with 9?
yea, YE trip. it was.....uh....A.W.E.S.O.M.E
50. If you give 14 a $100 , What would she / he spend it on?
haha, just the right person. she'll donate 1 cent to no.8 who lives in sewers and use all the $99.99 on her shopping.

# 116 Ben's Other Side

They call it...

The Sax Machine

# 115 Innovative Much?

Just recently, i've been hearing some frequent "words" being phrased by others and sometimes they just crack you up.

i can't really recall the "words" but one of the most frequent ones are like :

My feet's PAINING la.

I guess his/her feet must be killing her so bad, that he/she has to come out with a new vocabulary to describe her indescribable feeling.

(I can't believe he's laughing at me.)

# 114 En-Ass

the only time when your name's up in the news paper and yet you're not proud of it.

N.A.T.I.O.N.A.L. S.E.R.V.I.C.E.

# 113 Viva Papa!

i hear voices in my head,
tell me, am i mad?
i fell like my blood just shed,
tell me, am i dead?
my tummy grumbles when i'm in bed,
tell me, is it the bread?

oh! i should've known.
it's just my dad.
Happy Pappa Day! love ya!

well, hope my old folk sees this. haha
:)

he's been putting meals on the dining table since forever, and i appreciate it.





but i still have to fight with my brother for it.
Dad : " you have to be independent and learn to survive! "
...yep, he taught me well.

# 112 *BREAK*

one of the times when you break something and yet feel good about it.

# 111 Righteousness 101

My rules :

1. I'm always right.

2. If i'm wrong, then read rule no.1.

simple and nice. :)

# 110 I Promise?

I'll be back in 5 minutes. I promise.

But if i don't, then just read the line above again.

# 109 Theory for MUSIC?!

theory for music can cause blood clot,
it's like banging your head with an iron lock.
the higher you go with your theory,
the more hurtful G-force you havta deal with, surely.

no offense to those who see notes with *hearts*,
but they just drive me nuts.
no doubt that i have a passion for the atmosphere of music,
rock, contemporary, jazz, R&B, you name it.

ask me whether i prefer,
prefer to stay chained by notes on music sheets,
or go freestyle and take music to the streets.
doh! obviously i'll do anything to make ends meet.

LIBERATE ME!!! haha

# 108 Bloody Bullet

Kids walking with glass under their feet,
Dead bodies left on the cold streets.
Wars and battles are heating on,
But tell me, exactly, who has won?

The stench of innocent deaths disgust my heart,
Seeing mothers, brothers, sisters all torn apart.
I'll point a gun, point blank at his head,
And "God bless you" that's all i said.

With his eyes watered and the gun thrown on the floor,
I escorted myself out the door.
From then on, he lived to turn the world inside out,
With the same gun in his hand, but bullets, all cleared out.

# 107 A pinch of me irish life, lad-dy

when i request a teh ais in my mamak order,
it means,

I WANT A TEH AIS! not some other drink in a can that i never knew it existed!

he made me so mad, that i made jackie chan has braces like ugly betty and made him grow long hair like Jet-Li. (hmm..they both look the same tho, but you get my point) haha.

anyways, i aint furious like how i said i am. i've got better stuff to fuss about. e.g. like where to place the frost on my secret recipe's chocolate indulgence cake. :)

peace! happy belated St. Patrick's day, lad-dy!

# 106 I Just Write.

sorry folks, nothing to update about over here these days. can't think of any.

but here's one.

it's the 26th of April,
but it doesn't seem to bring any thrill.
imagine a lad having a boring SUNDAY at home,
when he could be flying a jet in the blues of Rome.

Forget about now and take a past track,
to the part where his heart took off and never came back.
he was sitting on the church stairway in black,
suddenly, his blood went up his neck.
he wondered what happened and thought :"what the heck!",
then the presence of a familiar passer-by gave him a flashback.

You wanna know about the flashback too?
well, i can give you a clue. :
"what archie sang is totally true,
cos really, i am a little too not over you."

If you still don't have a clue,
on what i just told you,
then i'll shove you a shoe.
OR i'll bring you along to show that it's true. =)

# 105 Exams and Roti

Plea of a boy, born and bred in a mamak stall to the malaysian government :

why can't exams be just as understandable as roti biasa?
if we comprehend one another, then i would look at them exactly the way how i look at all the other roti telur-s.

why can't tests be similarly lovable as roti telur?
if we love each other, then i will most probably finish you up gladly just like how i finish up my roti telur.

why can't trials be as simple as spelling r-o-t-i (cos A-B-C seems a lot harder in algebra)?
if you're plain and easy, then i wouldn't havta take out my calculator and most importantly, i wouldn't havta THINK! just pass me the fork and knife and that'll do! :P

So, oh dear government. change the system, and i'll surely vote for whoever-who-does-so.

As for now, that's all i've got. Those out there who agrees, please leave a message and join in the request for the sake of the younger generation. (have a heart, you people!)

yours truly,
930806-XX-XXXX
citizen/consumer(the eating kind)

# 104 The Art Of L _ _ _ _

It was a tragic accident.

THE PENANG BRIDGE HAS FALLEN!!!

58 were not found, 73 were found dead, 94 were injured critically and 1 is found telling lies.

=D haha.

yep, The Art of Lying inded. :)

# 103 Declaration

You alone can satisfy

You alone can show me light

You alone set the captives free

You alone dwells in me

# 102 CSI

CSI

Chocolates . Stay . Irresistable

# 101 yeah!

Ever watched that blockbuster movie that originated from asia years ago?

You know, the part in the show where the actors fight for what they stand for?

The one where amazing and, not to mention, unique people acted and became famous for their decision to invest in their career?

*knod* yep! you guessed it!

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Drag-queen.

now that's a movie not to be missed!

# 100 Rude Roots

Wondering "Why does the tree in front of my place

is able to bloom up in a couple of days?"

So one fine day, Syabas, the pipe-people came along

and find water flowing out of no where on and on.

They sent in tractor, shovels and something shaped like a pole

and went down beneath to find a large pipe with an even larger hole.

Now, i know how this fella was able to grow,

it was taking water that's supposed to be my flow!

I wouldn't mind any big thing,

even if at my house a stone was flinged.

But for a tree to be greedy,

"God bless him!" i won't take it easy!

Rich trees nowadays are so inconsiderate,

never think about the dried ones in Africa and what they havta tolerate.

..world peace..

thousands of apologies, peeps!

i know how it feels when each time you click/type my blog's url and find the same old post over and over again. But hey! what's this?! an announcement from alex! (this is the part where you should be cheering and going "wohooo!") (or at least just pretend to do so and act like a good sport) =D

hear ye! hear ye!

dudes and betties! cut the crap and junk,

MY COMPUTER HAS GONE H.A.Y.W.I.R.E!!!

don't give up on hope my fellow compadres!

CHEERS!

# 99 Off...

Won't be around for a while. Have some stuff to get right with.
hope australia will help.
bye, mum and dad.

# 98 Yuck!

It always creeps me out when the word 'cannibalism' runs through my head.

there you have it, a piece of my thought(s)/nil.

# 97 If Only...

If only eating were a sport or art.

yea, heaven's near...

# 96 Cross Country

Yup. Enough said. It's tomorrow. wohoo?

# 95 Of Wishes...

If only we, humans were gifted with the extraordinary and whacked out ability to
fart

sneeze

and pee

all at the same time!!!!

ahh...awesomeness.

# 94 Conducting Experiment 101

After a long and intense session of researching and experimenting, a conclusion has finally been made based on the problem statement asking why do most of the experiments involving a retort stand doesn't work out as plan.

*drum rolls*

*more drum rolls!*

Scientist Alex Einstein : " Dude, you've been using the wrong apparatus all the while, you mindless mammal! It's Retort Stand. Not Retard Hand! "

*ideas of the current post were products from ivan, the retard during a scientific experiment*

poor lil kid...

# 93 What If..

What if cows could somehow fly...

battle and beat the impossibilities, people!

# 92 Changed Blog Again

Due to some technical difficulties. *super sigh*
Still continuing the journey from me previous blog though.

Wanna rewind and walk through Alex's past alley?

http://everythinganythingalex.blogspot.com/

# 91 S-c-uba

According to her, it's her birthday tomorrow.
And it's the day where things must go her way, her flow.
What to do for her? I honestly don't know. XD
Maybe it's been so many wonderful years till i cannot express or show.
(just an excuse)

A true friend you've been and to me, you matter,
Times when you do outrageous yet awesome stuff, i'll be flattered.
You can certainly acknowledge that you're worth more than a golden platter. (duh...)
Now that we're in different classes, you bet im missing our chitter-chatter.

No matter how much stuff you put on, be it make ups or braces,
Or even having grandsons and nieces,
You will never change to other faces,
Cos you'll always be Subashini Da Greatest! =D

alex.