# 129 Wild Side?

1. Name : Alex Ng

2. Age : 16

3. Sex : Yes!

haha.

# 128 Twins Win

X : "You're ugly!"

Y : "shut up! you're my twin! remember?"
PS: Megan Fox, undoubtedly H.A.W.T.!

# 127 Forget About What He Said.

When with one's love, he walk on a late night street,
After a romantic meal of Bak Kut Teh with its heat.
Casting aside all those manly lusts for food,
Is easy when his crush carves deeply in his heart for good.Then comes the day where the long isle and ever-binding ring,
They live when the pianist brings the wedding sonata to a sing.
It's so sweet, don't you think?
Don't ask me, i find it gay and pink.
Decades went on without notice,
And love became the last thing to be practiced.
Their cologne that smells heavenly during their previous days,
Now, brings hell full of suspicions and nights of nagging to pay.
Wanna reconsider the person in your heart?
I suggest that you start to recalculate your love chart.
But, hey, don't take this personally,
I don't own any PhD in this, pfft! like obviously!"Look at the bright side!", they always say,
Can't sleep well, then go find her today!
I'm sure you can imagine what love brings and bears,
But i don't think we should go there.
(you know what i mean, haha)
forget what i said. Just be merry!

# 126 Tags again

Rules:
*1. Those who get tagged must answer the question about themselves.
*2. At the end of the post, tag 10 people except the person who tagged you(tagger).
*3. Continue this game by sending to other people.(refer to rule No.2)

Time: 5.56pm
Name: Alex Ng
Age/Birthday: 6 Aug 1993
School: Section 5 High.

Elder sisters: anti-sister activist over here
Younger sisters: nah, we'll probably beat each other up.
Elder brothers: i don't remember. no?
Younger brothers: Yeah. just one, i'm cool with that

Favourite liquids[drinks]: teh ais etc, unlike blood-sucking edward cullen
Favourite consumables[food]: dude, have some respect for food and stop being buoys
Favourite place to sleep: toilet. BED lah, goblok!

Flying?: you wouldn't believe if i said yes, you saddist
Swimming/Diving?: yep baby!

How much friends in MSN?: how many lah! how 'much' -.- 175
Couple?: No, one will do just fine for me.
Loved ones?: don't you have friends and family, so bitter man you

Get kicked on the butt: it was se-weet!
Allergic?: nah, im mutual to all =)
Gastric?: nope

Whole fortune: fortune cookies? me like.
Age of marriage?: i can only marry once?! owh man!
Children wanted?: enough to build an empire of my own
Age of death?: 3000, i wanna see the world ends
Animals in house?: Allen, my pet brother.
Longest fingernail ever kept : never keep track of those petty stuff
Wanted birthday present : 30 burgers

Q: In your dream, a god tells you that you are a billionaire in your dream world and gives you a wish. What would you wish for?
A: I'll wish for God to play monopoly with me.

10 persons to tag :
Anyone. I'm to lazy to tag anyone.

# 125 love? plueh!

I figured, everyone can love all they want,
But hey, to fall in love, that's just once.
The minute your love is lost,
It's the second your laugh comes last.

cut the crap, let's roll! woohoo!

yea, i agree, love is weird sometimes. haha

It's not the heart that makes the man,

It's the money in his hand.

It's not the emotions that form a guy,

It's the amount of ''roti" he buys.

# 124 Natural Response

You jump,
I'll just watch.

# 123 Of Scary Thoughts

Jogging pace after pace,
With sweat all over my face.
Around the park, i went a few turns,
Then a glimpse brings my soul to a burn.Kids at the playground, about a hand full,
Playing swings and slides, naturally playful.
Then, i fast-paced and pictured their future,
Trying to think who will the kids grow to be when their mature.

I'll pass the baton to you,
The thinking part, you go through.
Let me tell you, it aint easy,
cos it's FREAKING SCARY!!!

# 122 New Revelation

Now, my life has a new meaning.



cos i had sushi for breakfast.

# 121 Deal With It

I think i've wrote a post about anger in the past,
But i guess im not done with it, and now it's a must.
Was struck with a thought few seconds ago,
This time, i'm not gonna let it go.

Find it common to hear people say:
"Food always makes my day"?
Serve this to their 'digesting' bay,
And fainted, they'll lay.


Pets, love them, kiss them, hug them,
Take a look at these snapshots ladies and gentleman.

Even the aussies havta be their butlers and maids,
Am i not right, mate?

Hey, move the spotlight and focus here,
Here as in man who fight anger with drugs and beer.Well, im sorry, but you just havta deal with it,
Search for Mr. Hulk or beat it.

# 120 Same Boat

you aint the only one who feels that the world is unfair.

# 119 Eye Contact, people!

Once, they looked so deeply into each others eyes....
and one thought :











"God, save me!!!"

# 118 The Sun is Still Dawning

A lady with grey hair,
Getting on her wheelchair,
Believes that she still can,
By picking up thrown-away-tin cans.
And even though it is disappointing,
But, the sun in her is still dawning.

Next to an alley's dirty, stinky drain,
Squat a little kid, eating in pain.
Yet, with a hope that is strong and good,
He yearns for a kind hand with food.
You might think, inside, he's drowning,
Wrong, cos the sun in him is still dawning.
If you say you can't help their sun to shine even brighter,
Trust me i'll hit ten times harder.
Cos I bet the tears you shed,
Are much lesser than the ones they had.

# 117 One of those tags again..by gwen

RnR : All 21 people must do unless you don't have a blog.Write the names of 16 friends you can think of in your head.And then answer the questions,Say you're guessing if you don't know,but at least guess on all of them.After doing this, tag your 21 "lucky" friends to do the same.

1. Ivan 2. Ivan 3. Chew 4. Gary 5. Kishor 6. Jaya 7. Yee Lyn 8. Gwen 9. Suba 10. Priya 11. Reena 12. Sherlina 13. Steffi 14. JuYi 15. Beatrice 16. Boon Hoe 17. Cedric 18. Celine 19. Yvonne 20. Jaclyn 21. Florence

dsfds

1. How did you meet 7?

form 1. she's awesome.
2. What would you do if you and 15 had never met?
hmm, can't think of any difference that it'll make. sorry, haha

3. What would you do if 20 and 1 dated?
my best friend and her? haha hmm....who knows? haha
4. Have you seen 17 cried?
Nah, it'll be hauntingly horrifying!
5. Would 4 and 16 make a good couple?
Yea, Boon Hoe's gay. not sure about Gary though. haha
6. Do you think 11 is attractive?
Yep! Reenalicious!
7. What is 2's favourite colour?
haha come to think of it, one of my machas and i still don't know. Knew him since kindergarden. what the heck! guys dont even care about all these lah!
8. When was the last time you talked to 9?
yesterday, at school. she has those scary eyes staring at you. haha
9. What language does 8 speaks?
Gwënïsh, i presume. it always ends with a BIG HAHA. like a full stop, no?
10. Who is 13 going out with?
Jun Yan? not really sure.
11. Would you ever date 17 ?
Does this thing actually work properly?
12. Where do 18 live?
haha. opposite the school's back door.
13. What is the best thing about 4?
he can kill you in any game, literally.
14. What would you like to tell 10 right now ?
you're better than no.9. hahah kidding, those eyes!!!! ahhhhh!
15. What is the best thing about 20?
hmm, she drives a porshe, loves Baskin Robbins and she's from Penang.
16. Have you ever kiss 2?
wuu... working on that. of course NO! you, dungu bell!
17. What is the best memory you have of 5?
he'll say "i say you" when he's about to tell you something, like "i say you, no.1's a jerk" haha
18. When's the next time you're going to see 4?
later in the evening. evening jog. with chew and ivan. it's common.
19. How is 7 different from 6?
hoho! BIG HUGE difference. one's an indian who tries to speak mandarin and the other's a chinese who enjoys life. "Guys let's not be racist here."
20. Is 2 pretty?
Oh yeah! he's in America's Next Top Model's Top 10.
21. What was your 1st impression of 15?
Beatrice? she's nice? brain freeze, sorry.
22. How did you meet 3?
Form 1, we were in the same class. we sat down with carlsberg in our hands and started off with our 1st conversation.
23. Is 5 your best friend?
Yea, you can say that. He's taking over you, no.1! muahahaha
24. Do you hate 12?
umm, i think that's the friend's list up there. why would i put someone i hate up there?
25. Have you seen 18 in the last month?
i see her almost every weekday's morning la, macha. the morning blues.
26. When was the last time you saw 16?
yesterday. i think.
27. Have you been to 5's house?
yea. his house is practically my vacation home. going there this coming holiday.
28. When's the next time you'll see 10?

in school, i guess. (it sounds as though one of us is gonna die)
29. Are you close to 11?
we give each other knuckles and punches when we meet. so i guess, it's a yes.
30. Have you been to the movies with 4?
yea. it was his 1st time on an outing. sad child.
31. Have you gotten in trouble with 8?
nah. but i'll blame it all on her if we do. haha
32. Would you give 19 a hug?
haha yea. the half-way-thru-about-to-reach-kinda-of-hug.
33. When have you lied to 3?
haha. many times. it's a tradition.
34. Is 11 good at socializing?

yep, she'll go all hip hop all over ya if she wants.
35. Do you know a secret about 8?
yea, she speaks Gwënïsh and lives in sewers. not many people know about it though.
36. Describe the relationship between 12 and 18.
couples. it's been 2 years and they havent break. how sweet!
37. What's the best thing about your friendship with 9?
I get to make her mad for a while and write her a birthday poem to brainwash it all out of her.
39. Have you ever had a crush on 12?
Sherlina. No. I'm straight lah. hhahha (im making myself laugh)
40. How long have you known 2?
i think i mentioned this la you &^$@^%^&#&$#!!!! kindergarden.
41. Does 11 have any girlfriend / boyfriend?
Cain Cheese and Marshall Marshmallow. she has 2 bfs just so you know.
42. Have you ever wanted to punch 1 in the face?
oh yea! *crack knuckles* when we both are dead souls. so we wont literally cause pain to one another. haha
43. Has 21 meet your parents?
ahhh, no. what for?
44. How did you meet 11?
form 1. she joined in the carlsberg session too.
45. Did you ever accidentally physically hurt 3?
yea, i broke his heart. haha
46.Do you live close to 7?
define close. cause i think mine's a little too overrated.
47. What is 8's favourite food?
need to bring her out to know. but most probably rats. i mean, isnt that what sewer dwellers eat? hahahahahah
48. What kind of car does 1 have?
the Voltz Wagon 101.

49. Have you traveled anywhere with 9?
yea, YE trip. it was.....uh....A.W.E.S.O.M.E
50. If you give 14 a $100 , What would she / he spend it on?
haha, just the right person. she'll donate 1 cent to no.8 who lives in sewers and use all the $99.99 on her shopping.

# 116 Ben's Other Side

They call it...

The Sax Machine

# 115 Innovative Much?

Just recently, i've been hearing some frequent "words" being phrased by others and sometimes they just crack you up.

i can't really recall the "words" but one of the most frequent ones are like :

My feet's PAINING la.

I guess his/her feet must be killing her so bad, that he/she has to come out with a new vocabulary to describe her indescribable feeling.

(I can't believe he's laughing at me.)

# 114 En-Ass

the only time when your name's up in the news paper and yet you're not proud of it.

N.A.T.I.O.N.A.L. S.E.R.V.I.C.E.

# 113 Viva Papa!

i hear voices in my head,
tell me, am i mad?
i fell like my blood just shed,
tell me, am i dead?
my tummy grumbles when i'm in bed,
tell me, is it the bread?

oh! i should've known.
it's just my dad.
Happy Pappa Day! love ya!

well, hope my old folk sees this. haha
:)

he's been putting meals on the dining table since forever, and i appreciate it.





but i still have to fight with my brother for it.
Dad : " you have to be independent and learn to survive! "
...yep, he taught me well.

# 112 *BREAK*

one of the times when you break something and yet feel good about it.

# 111 Righteousness 101

My rules :

1. I'm always right.

2. If i'm wrong, then read rule no.1.

simple and nice. :)

# 110 I Promise?

I'll be back in 5 minutes. I promise.

But if i don't, then just read the line above again.

# 109 Theory for MUSIC?!

theory for music can cause blood clot,
it's like banging your head with an iron lock.
the higher you go with your theory,
the more hurtful G-force you havta deal with, surely.

no offense to those who see notes with *hearts*,
but they just drive me nuts.
no doubt that i have a passion for the atmosphere of music,
rock, contemporary, jazz, R&B, you name it.

ask me whether i prefer,
prefer to stay chained by notes on music sheets,
or go freestyle and take music to the streets.
doh! obviously i'll do anything to make ends meet.

LIBERATE ME!!! haha

# 108 Bloody Bullet

Kids walking with glass under their feet,
Dead bodies left on the cold streets.
Wars and battles are heating on,
But tell me, exactly, who has won?

The stench of innocent deaths disgust my heart,
Seeing mothers, brothers, sisters all torn apart.
I'll point a gun, point blank at his head,
And "God bless you" that's all i said.

With his eyes watered and the gun thrown on the floor,
I escorted myself out the door.
From then on, he lived to turn the world inside out,
With the same gun in his hand, but bullets, all cleared out.

# 107 A pinch of me irish life, lad-dy

when i request a teh ais in my mamak order,
it means,

I WANT A TEH AIS! not some other drink in a can that i never knew it existed!

he made me so mad, that i made jackie chan has braces like ugly betty and made him grow long hair like Jet-Li. (hmm..they both look the same tho, but you get my point) haha.

anyways, i aint furious like how i said i am. i've got better stuff to fuss about. e.g. like where to place the frost on my secret recipe's chocolate indulgence cake. :)

peace! happy belated St. Patrick's day, lad-dy!

# 106 I Just Write.

sorry folks, nothing to update about over here these days. can't think of any.

but here's one.

it's the 26th of April,
but it doesn't seem to bring any thrill.
imagine a lad having a boring SUNDAY at home,
when he could be flying a jet in the blues of Rome.

Forget about now and take a past track,
to the part where his heart took off and never came back.
he was sitting on the church stairway in black,
suddenly, his blood went up his neck.
he wondered what happened and thought :"what the heck!",
then the presence of a familiar passer-by gave him a flashback.

You wanna know about the flashback too?
well, i can give you a clue. :
"what archie sang is totally true,
cos really, i am a little too not over you."

If you still don't have a clue,
on what i just told you,
then i'll shove you a shoe.
OR i'll bring you along to show that it's true. =)

# 105 Exams and Roti

Plea of a boy, born and bred in a mamak stall to the malaysian government :

why can't exams be just as understandable as roti biasa?
if we comprehend one another, then i would look at them exactly the way how i look at all the other roti telur-s.

why can't tests be similarly lovable as roti telur?
if we love each other, then i will most probably finish you up gladly just like how i finish up my roti telur.

why can't trials be as simple as spelling r-o-t-i (cos A-B-C seems a lot harder in algebra)?
if you're plain and easy, then i wouldn't havta take out my calculator and most importantly, i wouldn't havta THINK! just pass me the fork and knife and that'll do! :P

So, oh dear government. change the system, and i'll surely vote for whoever-who-does-so.

As for now, that's all i've got. Those out there who agrees, please leave a message and join in the request for the sake of the younger generation. (have a heart, you people!)

yours truly,
930806-XX-XXXX
citizen/consumer(the eating kind)