# 109 Theory for MUSIC?!

theory for music can cause blood clot,
it's like banging your head with an iron lock.
the higher you go with your theory,
the more hurtful G-force you havta deal with, surely.

no offense to those who see notes with *hearts*,
but they just drive me nuts.
no doubt that i have a passion for the atmosphere of music,
rock, contemporary, jazz, R&B, you name it.

ask me whether i prefer,
prefer to stay chained by notes on music sheets,
or go freestyle and take music to the streets.
doh! obviously i'll do anything to make ends meet.

LIBERATE ME!!! haha

# 108 Bloody Bullet

Kids walking with glass under their feet,
Dead bodies left on the cold streets.
Wars and battles are heating on,
But tell me, exactly, who has won?

The stench of innocent deaths disgust my heart,
Seeing mothers, brothers, sisters all torn apart.
I'll point a gun, point blank at his head,
And "God bless you" that's all i said.

With his eyes watered and the gun thrown on the floor,
I escorted myself out the door.
From then on, he lived to turn the world inside out,
With the same gun in his hand, but bullets, all cleared out.

# 107 A pinch of me irish life, lad-dy

when i request a teh ais in my mamak order,
it means,

I WANT A TEH AIS! not some other drink in a can that i never knew it existed!

he made me so mad, that i made jackie chan has braces like ugly betty and made him grow long hair like Jet-Li. (hmm..they both look the same tho, but you get my point) haha.

anyways, i aint furious like how i said i am. i've got better stuff to fuss about. e.g. like where to place the frost on my secret recipe's chocolate indulgence cake. :)

peace! happy belated St. Patrick's day, lad-dy!

# 106 I Just Write.

sorry folks, nothing to update about over here these days. can't think of any.

but here's one.

it's the 26th of April,
but it doesn't seem to bring any thrill.
imagine a lad having a boring SUNDAY at home,
when he could be flying a jet in the blues of Rome.

Forget about now and take a past track,
to the part where his heart took off and never came back.
he was sitting on the church stairway in black,
suddenly, his blood went up his neck.
he wondered what happened and thought :"what the heck!",
then the presence of a familiar passer-by gave him a flashback.

You wanna know about the flashback too?
well, i can give you a clue. :
"what archie sang is totally true,
cos really, i am a little too not over you."

If you still don't have a clue,
on what i just told you,
then i'll shove you a shoe.
OR i'll bring you along to show that it's true. =)

# 105 Exams and Roti

Plea of a boy, born and bred in a mamak stall to the malaysian government :

why can't exams be just as understandable as roti biasa?
if we comprehend one another, then i would look at them exactly the way how i look at all the other roti telur-s.

why can't tests be similarly lovable as roti telur?
if we love each other, then i will most probably finish you up gladly just like how i finish up my roti telur.

why can't trials be as simple as spelling r-o-t-i (cos A-B-C seems a lot harder in algebra)?
if you're plain and easy, then i wouldn't havta take out my calculator and most importantly, i wouldn't havta THINK! just pass me the fork and knife and that'll do! :P

So, oh dear government. change the system, and i'll surely vote for whoever-who-does-so.

As for now, that's all i've got. Those out there who agrees, please leave a message and join in the request for the sake of the younger generation. (have a heart, you people!)

yours truly,
930806-XX-XXXX
citizen/consumer(the eating kind)

# 104 The Art Of L _ _ _ _

It was a tragic accident.

THE PENANG BRIDGE HAS FALLEN!!!

58 were not found, 73 were found dead, 94 were injured critically and 1 is found telling lies.

=D haha.

yep, The Art of Lying inded. :)

# 103 Declaration

You alone can satisfy

You alone can show me light

You alone set the captives free

You alone dwells in me

# 102 CSI

CSI

Chocolates . Stay . Irresistable

# 101 yeah!

Ever watched that blockbuster movie that originated from asia years ago?

You know, the part in the show where the actors fight for what they stand for?

The one where amazing and, not to mention, unique people acted and became famous for their decision to invest in their career?

*knod* yep! you guessed it!

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Drag-queen.

now that's a movie not to be missed!

# 100 Rude Roots

Wondering "Why does the tree in front of my place

is able to bloom up in a couple of days?"

So one fine day, Syabas, the pipe-people came along

and find water flowing out of no where on and on.

They sent in tractor, shovels and something shaped like a pole

and went down beneath to find a large pipe with an even larger hole.

Now, i know how this fella was able to grow,

it was taking water that's supposed to be my flow!

I wouldn't mind any big thing,

even if at my house a stone was flinged.

But for a tree to be greedy,

"God bless him!" i won't take it easy!

Rich trees nowadays are so inconsiderate,

never think about the dried ones in Africa and what they havta tolerate.

..world peace..

thousands of apologies, peeps!

i know how it feels when each time you click/type my blog's url and find the same old post over and over again. But hey! what's this?! an announcement from alex! (this is the part where you should be cheering and going "wohooo!") (or at least just pretend to do so and act like a good sport) =D

hear ye! hear ye!

dudes and betties! cut the crap and junk,

MY COMPUTER HAS GONE H.A.Y.W.I.R.E!!!

don't give up on hope my fellow compadres!

CHEERS!