Sunday, June 28, 2009

# 129 Wild Side?

1. Name : Alex Ng

2. Age : 16

3. Sex : Yes!

haha.

Friday, June 26, 2009

# 128 Twins Win

X : "You're ugly!"

Y : "shut up! you're my twin! remember?"
PS: Megan Fox, undoubtedly H.A.W.T.!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

# 127 Forget About What He Said.


When with one's love, he walk on a late night street,
After a romantic meal of Bak Kut Teh with its heat.
Casting aside all those manly lusts for food,
Is easy when his crush carves deeply in his heart for good.Then comes the day where the long isle and ever-binding ring,
They live when the pianist brings the wedding sonata to a sing.
It's so sweet, don't you think?
Don't ask me, i find it gay and pink.
Decades went on without notice,
And love became the last thing to be practiced.
Their cologne that smells heavenly during their previous days,
Now, brings hell full of suspicions and nights of nagging to pay.
Wanna reconsider the person in your heart?
I suggest that you start to recalculate your love chart.
But, hey, don't take this personally,
I don't own any PhD in this, pfft! like obviously!"Look at the bright side!", they always say,
Can't sleep well, then go find her today!
I'm sure you can imagine what love brings and bears,
But i don't think we should go there.
(you know what i mean, haha)
forget what i said. Just be merry!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

# 126 Tags again

Rules:
*1. Those who get tagged must answer the question about themselves.
*2. At the end of the post, tag 10 people except the person who tagged you(tagger).
*3. Continue this game by sending to other people.(refer to rule No.2)

Time: 5.56pm
Name: Alex Ng
Age/Birthday: 6 Aug 1993
School: Section 5 High.

Elder sisters: anti-sister activist over here
Younger sisters:
nah, we'll probably beat each other up.
Elder brothers: i don't remember. no?
Younger brothers: Yeah. just one, i'm cool with that

Favourite liquids[drinks]: teh ais etc, unlike blood-sucking edward cullen
Favourite consumables[food]: dude, have some respect for food and stop being buoys
Favourite place to sleep: toilet. BED lah, goblok!

Flying?: you wouldn't believe if i said yes, you saddist
Swimming/Diving?: yep baby!

How much friends in MSN?: how many lah! how 'much' -.- 175
Couple?: No, one will do just fine for me.
Loved ones?: don't you have friends and family, so bitter man you

Get kicked on the butt: it was se-weet!
Allergic?: nah, im mutual to all =)
Gastric?: nope

Whole fortune: fortune cookies? me like.
Age of marriage?: i can only marry once?! owh man!
Children wanted?: enough to build an empire of my own
Age of death?: 3000, i wanna see the world ends
Animals in house?: Allen, my pet brother.
Longest fingernail ever kept : never keep track of those petty stuff
Wanted birthday present : 30 burgers


Q: In your dream, a god tells you that you are a billionaire in your dream world and gives you a wish. What would you wish for?
A: I'll wish for God to play monopoly with me.

10 persons to tag :
Anyone. I'm to lazy to tag anyone.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

# 125 love? plueh!


I figured, everyone can love all they want,
But hey, to fall in love, that's just once.
The minute your love is lost,
It's the second your laugh comes last.







cut the crap, let's roll! woohoo!
yea, i agree, love is weird sometimes. haha

It's not the heart that makes the man,

It's the money in his hand.


It's not the emotions that form a guy,

It's the amount of ''roti" he buys.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

# 124 Natural Response



You jump,
I'll just watch.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

# 123 Of Scary Thoughts

Jogging pace after pace,
With sweat all over my face.
Around the park, i went a few turns,
Then a glimpse brings my soul to a burn.Kids at the playground, about a hand full,
Playing swings and slides, naturally playful.
Then, i fast-paced and pictured their future,
Trying to think who will the kids grow to be when their mature.

I'll pass the baton to you,
The thinking part, you go through.
Let me tell you, it aint easy,
cos it's FREAKING SCARY!!!

Monday, June 1, 2009

# 122 New Revelation

Now, my life has a new meaning.



cos i had sushi for breakfast.

# 121 Deal With It

I think i've wrote a post about anger in the past,
But i guess im not done with it, and now it's a must.
Was struck with a thought few seconds ago,
This time, i'm not gonna let it go.

Find it common to hear people say:
"Food always makes my day"?
Serve this to their 'digesting' bay,
And fainted, they'll lay.


Pets, love them, kiss them, hug them,
Take a look at these snapshots ladies and gentleman.

Even the aussies havta be their butlers and maids,
Am i not right, mate?

Hey, move the spotlight and focus here,
Here as in man who fight anger with drugs and beer.Well, im sorry, but you just havta deal with it,
Search for Mr. Hulk or beat it.

# 120 Same Boat


you aint the only one who feels that the world is unfair.