# 140 Get it?

I've seen love fail too many times.
But i know a love that doesn't even cost a dime.
Ya, it's immortal, actually, to be exact, Divine.
Unconditional, great, never-ending, that, i'm fine.



It even comes in a HUGE 1,400 pages guarantee card..or book.
The only one-of-a-kind guarantee that, by reading it, you'll get hook.
Forget about those useless romantic love novels,
Get the Book of Books, the awesome WAHLIAO! Bible.

# 139 Can't Hold These Back

Australia 101.

impressive, aren't they?

to be continued....

# 138 Another of those stuff..

never wanted to be into any other being,
not going to desire a single thing.
come and take that breath out of me,
pull me down with Your gravity.

don't let go of me!
it's here where i wanna be.
irreplaceable, is Your birth,
forever, i'll be drown in Your love.

# 137 Rap mou?

Oh no!
Hell no!
I can't believe it's true!
That it's coming from you!

This is definitely worst than Osama bin Laden,
Cos it's Taiwanese dudes try to do rappin!

# 136 Little Ol' Ivan

Ivan is so obsessed with Hawaiian ladies,
Always grabbing his opportunity to flirt.
Not absolutely sure why is he so racist,
I think it's probably the grass skirt.

# 135 Serious mou?

It's time already, my literally, old macha and mate,
I know it's difficult to let go of this final breath,
This last gasp, just enjoy it, it's never too late.
Ya, ya..you see light..bla,bla,bla..that's death!

Snap out of it!
Take heed of my advice,
Just go with it!
I'm sure it'll be nice. (i think)

Have this ever flow in your brain juices?
How it's like when death sweeps away our existence.
Ya sure, death and its bitter paces,
But hey! it's a one in a lifetime experience!

hahahahah!

# 134 Heels and Whatnot

Time wounds all heels.

# 133 I see some

Any idea where i'm heading?

# 132 WaLiao!

Movie : XXX XXX

Content Rating : RP-T (Ratings Pending to Teens)

# 131 Just Read lah!

Had to see the doctor to check my breathing,
My heart suddenly stopped beating.
It's probably the dish that i had, disgusting,
Named :"priya and reena were kissing!".

Not yummy at all.

#130 lame aint my game

what do you get when you offer a pessimist a can of coca-cola?

Coca-"No"la!

Fail in the degree for lame-ness' mastery.